Last Night

I dreamt that I knew the ENTIRE Bible, like had it memorized down to every single last word. And I had really dark brown hair that was rather shiny. Anyway, for “fun” I would write a blog about the Bible (is The Bible or the Bible? Whatever.) and it was just easy-peasy, Here comes the ye old English and convoluted shit just blaaahhhh on the page. 

I woke up at 2:30am intensely sweating. I’ve been awake ever since. It’s now 4:24pm. I went to work at 7am and just trudged through the shit until my eyes were burning and I started to make too many mistakes. I told a co-worker about my dream …. She thinks I’m a prophet. 

Stranger things have happened. (I’m pointing at you, Mother Mary.) 

Still not tired,

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